Friday, 8 May 2009

DAMNING THE BALLYHOO ON......VIRGIN TRAINS ADVERTS

There are a few funny adverts knocking around at the moment, my favourite of which is the recent set of Pot Noodle Ads. However, there is also a lot of sh*te knocking around, typified at best by the new Virgin Train advert (link at the bottom of this article)

The advert is about a girl who is on a train journey to meet her boyfriend/f*ck buddy/bit on the side. The girl has the best train journey of her life, passing wonderful sights, receiving top notch service and practically reaching an orgasmic climax by the time she gets of the train.

How many times are the trains actually like this? First of all ,the fact the trains are on actually on time is pretty hilarious, followed by the fact she starts off in standard class yet when she gets off she has somehow managed to make it into first class. Utterly ludricrous. When I use Virgin trains I cannot even get a seat, yet when I do, some fat fecker will inevitably manage to sit their large behind next to me and insist on being the most annoying passenger in the world.

The sights you see are normally just big fields and ugly buildings, certainly not the kind to get your heart pounding and in the mood for love as they show on the new advert. Train fares are at an all time high at the moment with possibly one of the worst services in the world, so anyone who is dumb enough to be duped by this latest publicity stunt quite simply needs to be shot. Along with Richard Branson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX173CZcNPc

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