TWO MASSIVE TITS. And no, I am not talking about Jordan's funbags, I am talking about Jordan and Pete Andre.Why there is such media hype around these guys I am not entirely sure. Peter Andre is a talentless, brain dead muscle head. Jordan has massive breasts. And that's about it really, although she seems to have a strange fascination reminding the public that she has a stage name of "Jordan" and her real name of Katie Price. Give over darling, whatever your name is you have been splashing your naked body over magazines for years and years, do you really think that people care what your actual name is?
Rumours are that the impending split may even be down to an extravagant publicity stunt. Peter Andre has a sh*te new album of ballads coming out and apparently Jordan is penning her 4th autobiography. Yep, you read that right, her FOURTH autobiography. How absurd is that? "Oh look at me, I have had such an exciting and interesting life time that there I can write four books about my life because I couldn't possibly squeeze it all into one".
As for Andre, the guy had maybe two or three hits at best in the early 90s and he is somehow still riding of the success of that and that Jungle programme with Ant and Dec
Hopefully, when North Korea launch their nuclear bomb, it will land somewhere near this pair's homes. If there is any doubt as to the fact that these two should be wiped off the face of the earth, I would like to remind you all of this pop abomination when the gruesome twosome thought it would be a good idea to try and record a song together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s&feature=related
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