As I sat at home over the weekend flicking through the music channels I was perplexed to again see another advert for a program featuring Liverpool's favourite gobsh*te Kerry Katona.
We all know that Britain loves a loser. Tim Henman, Frank Bruno and Jimmy White to name a few. But I have to ask, does anyone genuinely give a toss about Kerry Katona? Let me give a recap of her career so far.
She was part of a girl group in the early 90s who had moderate success and a smattering of UK hits, but nowhere near the dominace of the pop-tastic Girls Aloud. Nor was she even the fittest of the three (Natasha Hamilton wins hands down). Anyway, after getting up the duff with someone from Westlife, she decided to quit the group at the time of their most success and was replaced by the lovely (if ever so over-rated) Jenny Frost. Since then she has starred in Iceland adverts and reality TV showing what a crap life she has. And that's it. Yes, really.
So why have MTV and the media developed such an unhealthy obsession with this woman? She's obnoxious, rude, unfunny, ghastly, fat and has had more false dawns than Michael Owen.
She was declared bankrupt a few months ago and then shortly after she had some liposuction done to give her flat stomach (to the tune of £15,000), but low and behold a few months on she is stuffing herself with more carbohydrates than the average whale consumes in a year and is in danger of bursting out of her skimpy clothing at almost every opportunity.
No wonder this country has so many problems when after reaching the lowest of the low and having no money, some stupid TV exec decides to take advantage and make her even more of a laughing stock with the premise of providing her with some more public exposure of her acting like a t*t.
If this woman had any sort of self respect or decency she would ban any camera from coming within 10 miles from her house whilst she sorts her life out and gets back on the straight and narrow, rather than showing off her shambolic lifestyle to the UK public.
And just a word for the newspapers who are continually publishing stories about her. PLEASE STOP! There are far more interesting things in the world going on than this woman, and if I see one more picture of her gut spilling out then I think that I am going to puke (the well observed of you will notice some irony here in my article but I am doing it to prove a point).
For those who need a reminder of her erratic behaviour, here is the infamous GMTV interview with the drunken monkey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leaGaiU5SN8&feature=related
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